My God, why do colleges need to make things so difficult?

Each college needs separate letters of recommendation from different teachers on different forms in different sized envelopes at a different time and it makes everything such a headache! I'm telling you, it would save everyone a lot of grief if on the student section of the applications there was a part that read:

"Do teachers like you or could you potentially bribe, finagle, or threaten them into saying they like you? Yes or no."

See, then we just circle "yes" and the letters of recommendation are completed. Perfect. Viola. Presto. Finis.